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Orange and LemonHanging Around
Orange: Hey Lemon?
Lemon: What, Orange?
Orange: Do you think I'm getting...fat?
Orange: I know you can hear me, Lemon.
Lemon: I'm not getting into this with you today.
Orange: Its a simple question Lemon. Do you think...I'm getting...fat!
Orange: What was that?
Lemon: I said no!
Orange: I knew it! I'm not getting any juicier!
Lemon: Sigh, Here we go.
Orange: Ever since I was a blossom, budding on my mother's branches I've dreamed of ripening.
Lemon: Why me?
Orange: And here I am, 3 months later and still I haven't been picked.
Lemon: So...neither have I.
Orange: Well of course you haven't, Lemon! I mean look at you. You're...yellow!
Lemon: Thanks, Orange.
Orange: Unlike me, I'm as sweet as sweet&low manure and yet...
Lemon: Here we go again.
Orange and Lemon: Suck It LemonEpisode 3
Lemon: Are...you ok Orange?
Lemon: Ah come on, you aren't still mad are you?
Orange: Suck a grape, Lemon.
Lemon: Woa! Hey! No need for vulgarity. Sheesh, I thought oranges were sweet.
Orange: Suck. It.
Lemon: Sigh, I said I was sorry...
Orange: I expressly told you that I didn't want you to wake up that tangerine.
Lemon: Look, Orange, I said I was Sorrryyy.
What more do you want me to do? Everything's okay, no harm done, quit whining about it already.
Orange: Quite whining? Quite whi-
He nearly bruised my entire right side with his 9 milliseeder gun, Lemon and you're tellin me to
Lemon: He was only kidding.
Orange: How can you say that!? His stray seeds took out four strawberries and a globe tomato!
Lemon: But...I mean, every one knows tomatoes aren't fruits!
Orange: Yes they are Lemon...Yes.
Dead Man's SwitchIn control, then not -
Sudden loss of grip.
Headlong to where?
Details lost, smudged, streaked.
Careening; no system of
No dead man's switch,
On a fast track -
With or without a god?
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